Mass transit rush hour traffic bottleneck uncorker water slide

ABSTRACT

Fabrication of about a thirty-story parking structure where commuters will park and then take elevators to the to of the structure where they will embark on a skiff or small boat and travel down a water trough that goes over the tops of roads, freeways and bridges to the other side of normal traffic bottlenecks, to docking spaces about the third floor of downtown buildings where they will dock their skiffs or boats and disembark on the dock, and their vacated skiffs will go onto a conveyor belt that will take the vacated skiffs to the top of another thirty-story building in the downtown area where commuters wanting to return to the original parking structure will embark on the skiffs going down a similar water slide back to the original parking structure from which they had departed earlier, to get their cars and trucks and drive back to their homes.

CROSS-REFERENCE TO RELATED APPLICATIONS

In this application, Inventor Stauffer has incorporated his applicationfor a patent on a RIVER BOTTOM SIPHON FOR HYDRO-ELECTRIC GENERATION ANDIRRIGATION, patent application Ser. No. 13/734,978.

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BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION

1. Fields of the Invention

Siphons, pipelines, river flows, eddies, gravity, parking structures,water slides, water troughs, skiffs, boats, and docks.

2. Description of Related Art including information disclosed under 37CFR 1.97 and 1.98

There is no related prior art that includes all the limitations of theclaimed invention.

BRIEF SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION

A thirty-story parking structure (see T in FIGS. 1 and 2) north of (inthe preferred embodiment) Vancouver Wash. (Q in FIGS. 1 and 2), willhave parking spaces for many cars and trucks of commuters that willotherwise be driving, and jamming freeways and bridges during rushhours. Commuters will park in the thirty-story parking structure (T inFIGS. 1 and 2) and then take elevators to the top of the structure wherethey will embark on a skiff or small boat (See FIGS. 3, 4 and 9) totravel down a water slide that goes over the tops of roads, freeways andbridges (see FIGS. 5 and 6) to the other side of normal trafficbottlenecks, to do king spaces on about the third floor of downtownbuildings (see FIG. 2) where they will dock their skiffs or boats (seeFIGS. 4 and 9) and disembark on the dock—or continue past a particularbuilding to dock at other buildings (see buildings EE and FF in FIG.2)—or to another thirty-story parking structure (see S in FIG. 1) wherethey will disembark from their skiff and take an elevator to the top ofthat parking structure and board another skiff to travel down a watertrough back to their original embarking point (see FIG. 1). Theirvacated skiffs will go onto a conveyor belt that will take the vacatedskiffs to the top of another thirty-story parking structure in thedowntown area where commuters wanting to return to Vancouver will embarkon the skiffs going down a similar water slide back to the Vancouverparking structure from which they had departed earlier (see FIG. 1), toget in their cars and trucks and drive hack to their homes.

Such a mass transit system will be almost pollution-free, use gravity asits main moving force, and will be much faster—and less tense—thanpresent commuting through bottleneck traffic. The environmental airquality will be greatly improved in all cities or towns that implementthis apparatus. Commuters will cut their commuting times in half whiletheir use of fossil fuels—such as gas and fuel oil—will be greatlydecreased. The water slides will cause less noise than the cars andtrucks on freeways. There will be fewer car and truck engines to makenoise, too. Eventually, fewer freeways and roads will be needed—or, atleast, the existing freeways and roads will be more efficient becausethere will be fewer vehicles using them.

BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THE SEVERAL VIEWS OF THE DRAWINGS

FIG. 1 is one embodiment of the Water Trough Transportation Overview forthe bottleneck between Portland, Oreg., and Vancouver, Wash. FIG. 1 hasno text; so Inventor Stauffer provides the following key to the labels;

-   -   A Start of water trough on 30^(th) floor of the Vancouver        parking T    -   B and C Arches above the bridge on each side of the Columbia        River O    -   D and E Arches above the bridge on each side of the Willamette        River P    -   F Dock of water trough on 3rd floor of the Portland parking S    -   G Exit for trough water to flow to Willamette River P    -   H Start of water trough on 30^(th) floor of the Portland parking        S    -   I, J, K Arches above the freeways and bridges    -   L Jackson Bridge over Columbia River O    -   M Dock of trough on 3rd floor of the Vancouver parking T    -   N Exit for trough water to flow to Columbia River O    -   O Columbia River    -   P Willamette River    -   Q Vancouver, Wash., suburb of Portland, Oreg.    -   R Portland, Oreg., city by suburb of Vancouver, Wash.    -   S Thirty story parking structure in Portland, Oreg.    -   T Thirty story parking structure in Vancouver Wash.    -   U Water trough arch over Bridge L over Columbia River O    -   V Water trough arch over Fremont Bridge L over'Willamette P    -   W Morrison Bridge over Willamette River P    -   X Water trough from Vancouver parking T to Columbia O    -   Y Water trough arch over freeway.    -   Z I-205 freeway.    -   AA Interstate 5 freeway.    -   BB Interstate 84 freeway.    -   CC Interstate Bridge carrying I-5 freeway AA over Columbia O    -   DD Top of conveyor that brings skiffs to top of parking        structures.

These same principles and concepts can be adapted to many other citytown traffic bottlenecks throughout the United States and the world. Onthe Vancouver side of the Columbia River—maybe slightly north of theVancouver downtown area—a thirty-story parking garage (T in FIGS. 1 and2) will be built with ten elevators going from each floor to the top ofthe building. Cars and trucks will come from the I-5 freeway (AA), theI-205 freeway (Z) and the smaller state highways to this parking garageand park on one of the lower 29 stories. After parking the individualswill take the elevators or stairs to the top of the 30-story buildingand get into on of the supplied skiffs, or small boats. For thepreferred embodiment of the skiffs, see FIGS. 3, 4 and 9. The skiffshall be designed so that commuters will always be able to get out ofthe skiff even if it turns partially upside down. Steering will be donemanually or by means of a Geopolitical Postioning System (GPS—see B inFIG. 3) and computer on each skiff to direct the skiff to acommuter-selected destination so that the commuters on board can talk ontheir cell phones rather than driving. Both the front and rear of theskiff will be cone shaped (see FIG. 3) so that, if a first skiff (#1) isever stopped and a second skiff (#2) runs into skiff #1, the #2 skiffwill simply glance off the rear cone of skiff #1 and go to a differentlane of traffic—there will not be a dangerous crash and abrupt stop.Each skiff will also have air bags and seat belts for any unexpectedcrashes. The front cone will be filled with air (see A in FIG. 3), sothat, if the skiff ever falls from the trough into water, the front ofthe skiff will go into the water like a bullet or a high-diving-boarddiver, and then the air pocket will bring the skiff to the top of theriver so that the commuters can be rescued. Skiffs will have a of seats:one seat for single passengers and up to three extra seats for partiesof four or more (see FIG. 3). There will also be safety nets below thewater troughs to catch any person or skiff that falls from the watertrough.

The skiffs will ride on jets of water created by bumps in the bottom andsides of the water troughs that push the bottom of the skiff away fromthe sides of the trough and push up from the bottom of the trough sothat there will be only friction with water between the trough and theskiff (see FIGS. 4 and 10). The fast lane of water will travel down anoblong-shaped water-trough with an opening at the top of the watertrough (see FIG. 4) so that a baffle on a centerboard (B in FIG. 4) canbe lowered from the skiff to catch the fast current, and later raised torelease the skiff from the fast-moving current of water.

The oblong-shaped water trough underneath the water of the wider watertrough will act like a Jacuzzi jet of water in a hot tub. The water inthe oblong-shaped water trough will move very quickly, but the waterabove that trough will be slower moving—as is the case with the stillwater at the top of a hot tub that is undisturbed by the Jacuzzi jetsbelow the surface.

When the commuter in the skiff (or the skiff's computer) wants to slowto a stop, the commuter can raise the centerboard and remove the bafflefrom the fast lane of water, and then turn the rudder so that the skiffchanges into the slower lane of water, and eventually, steer into aneddy of still water and dock (see FIGS. 2 and 7).

FIG. 2 has no text; so Inventor Stauffer provides the following key tothe labels:

-   -   A Start of water trough on 30^(th) floor of the Vancouver        parking T.    -   G Exit for trough water to flow to Willamette River P.    -   P Willamette River.    -   Q Vancouver, Wash., suburb of Portland, Oreg.    -   R Portland, Oreg., city by suburb of Vancouver, Wash.    -   S Thirty story parking structure in Portland, Oreg.    -   T Thirty story parking structure in Vancouver, Wash.    -   EE Forty story building in Portland Oreg., with dock.    -   FF Ten story building in Portland, Oreg., with dock.

The key to the letters in FIG. 3 is as follows:

-   -   A Air pockets for flotation.    -   B Steering wheel and/or GPS for computer steering.    -   C Baffle in lowered position to catch fast water current,    -   D Rudder for steering out of fast water current.

The key to the letters in FIG. 4 is as follows;

-   -   A View from back of skiff with Baffle B lowered into fast-moving        water trough C.    -   B Baffle lowered into fast-moving water trough C.    -   C Pipe for fast-moving jet of water (like a Jacuzzi Jet).    -   D Deflectors to send water current towards the baffle to prevent        friction between the Baffle B and the sides of the trough.    -   E Water trough to retain water all around the fast-water pipe        and enough water so that the skiff and skiff commuters will        float.

FIG. 5 has no text; so Inventor Stauffer provides the following key tothe labels:

-   -   A Water trough held above freeways by Arches B.    -   Arches above the Interstate I-5 freeway AA.    -   AA Interstate I-5 freeway.

FIG. 6 has no text; so Inventor Stauffer provides the following key tothe labels:

-   -   A Water trough held above freeways by Arches B.    -   B Arches above the Interstate I-5 freeway AA.    -   AA Interstate I-5 freeway.    -   EE Interstate Bridge over Interstate I-5 freeway.

FIG. 7 has no text; so Inventor Stauffer provides the following key tothe labels:

-   -   A Fast water trough sunken below slow-moving water GG.    -   EE Multi-story high-rise building.    -   GG Slow moving water in water trough above fast water A.    -   HH Walkway, wheelchair and bicycle path.    -   II Eddy of water around building EE.    -   JJ Dock for skiff disembarking and embarking.

FIG. 8 has no text; so Inventor Stauffer provides the following key tothe labels:

-   -   MM Skiff lifted out of water by lever KK lifting table LL.    -   LL Table that is leveraged by lever KK to lift skiff MM.    -   KK Lever that lifts table LL so that skiff MM is out of the        water and stable enough for commuters to safely embark and        disembark between the dock and skiff MM.    -   FIG. 9 has no text; so inventor Stauffer provides the following        key to the labels:    -   MM Skiff with centerboard baffle Z dropped in water for braking.    -   Z Baffle for skiff MM to brake the speed of skiff MM.

FIG. 10 has no text; so Inventor Stauffer provides the following key:

-   -   The figure represents the vectors of the flows of water within a        section of the water trough A. On the inside of the trough,        there are baffles that direct the flow of water towards the        center of the trough before that water flows further down the        trough. This center direction will push the skiffs, with their        lowered baffles towards the enter of the trough so that there        will be no friction between the skiffs, with their lowered        baffles and the sides or bottoms of the water trough structure,        so that skiffs and baffles will not be worn down by colliding        with the sides or bottom of the water trough.

There will be a slower-moving lane of water do the side of each fastmoving water trough, and then walkway on the other side of each slowermoving water trough (see FIG. 7) so that, if the water should ever bestopped, commuters can exit their skiffs and walk down the walkway to astairwell or elevator in the arch supports of the trough, and exit thestructure. After docking, the skiffs will lodge on a table that has alever mechanism (see A in FIG. 8) which is capable of lifting the skiffout of the water and rendering it motionless in order for the commuterto easily and safely disembark from the skiff.

Empty skiffs which have arrived at the lower levels of the parkingstructure will be placed on a conveyor belt or elevator so that theywill be delivered to the top of the building (see DD in FIG. 1). At thetop of the building, a pipeline of fast-flowing water will be providedand deliver fast-moving water into a water slide trough that will dropoff the 30^(th) floor (see A in FIGS. 1 and 2), greatly speed up thewater to the speed of the water that flows off the top ledge of NiagaraFalls—perhaps to a speed that is just short of terminal velocity, which,for a sky-diver is about 122 Miles Per Hour—and travel over the I-5bridge (see FIG. 6) across the Columbia River, over the I-84 and I-5freeways (see FIG. 5) and into downtown Portland, where the skiffs, orsmall boats, will steer off the fast current by raising theircenterboards and baffles, steering off the top of the fast-water curryand into an eddy (see FIGS. 2 and 7), and then lowering theircenterboards and deploying the centerboard baffle to t use friction withthe water to slow the speed of the skiff (see FIG. 9), and then steerinto slower-moving lanes of water created by an eddy that forms behindan obstruction (see FIGS. 2 and 7) on the dock side of the fast-movingwater stream so that eventually, they will come to a stop at docks (seeFIG. 7) and be lifted out of the water (see FIG. 8) so that the riderscan disembark from a solid, steady, unmoving skiff onto a solid, steady,unmoving dock surface on the third floors of many downtown Portland (orSt. Johns or Gresham—1 and 3 in FIG. 2) buildings.

The fast-flowing water will also be slowed by the creation of an eddyaround each third-story, or so, of each building where skiff docks areprovided (see FIG. 2). An eddy is a fluid dynamics phenomenon that isdescribed by Wikipedia as follows:

-   -   “In fluid dynamics, an eddy is the swirling of a fluid and the        reverse current created when the fluid flows past an obstacle.        The moving fluid creates a space devoid of downstream-flowing        fluid on the downstream side of the object. Fluid behind the        obstacle flows into the void creating a swirl of fluid on each        edge of the obstacle, followed by a short reverse flow of fluid        behind the obstacle flowing upstream toward the back of the        obstacle. This phenomenon is most visible behind large emergent        rocks in swift-flowing rivers.”

FIG. 2 EE, FF and S in FIG. 2—and the water trough running by thebuildings illustrates how, in this mass-transport system, each buildingwill become an “emergent rock in the swift-flowing stream” and the eddyof water that is created behind the building gate (FIGS. 2 and 7) willslow the skiffs so that they can dock in the building's docks. On theupstream side of a building, the fast-moving trough of water will becomebroader so that the skiffs can raise their baffles out of thefast-moving trough and deploy centerboards to slow the skiff (see FIG.9) and steer over to the slower moving water created by an eddy aroundthe building. A little past the building, the broader water trough willencounter a solid gate (see FIGS. 2 and 7) that will steer the flow ofwater away from the direction of the fast-flowing water stream, anddirect it to swirl all the way around the building at an upper floor ofthe building, in the eddy created by the gate. This eddy will slow thewater, and the skiffs riding in the water, to a point where the skiffscan easily stop and dock at provided docks (see FIG. 7) and be leveredup out of the water (see FIG. 8) to become motionless and to allow theirpassengers to safely disembark from a nonmoving surface.

Once commuters have disembarked from their skiff at a first building(see EE in FIG. 2), their empty skiff will continue in the slow-movingwater lane to the 30-story parking structure (see S in FIGS. 1 and 2).If there are commuters who wish to travel from building EE (FIG. 2) tobuilding FF (FIG. 2), they will embark on a recently-vacated skiff andtravel to their desired building location. Engineers will customize thenumber of downtown buildings with as many docking buildings as areneeded.

After riders have disembarked from their skiffs, their skiff willcontinue going downstream to the lower floors of another parking garagein downtown Portland, where the skiffs will enter, and be placed upon, aconveyor belt/elevator that will take the empty skiffs to the 30^(th)floor so that commuters that wish to return to Vancouver can embark onthem to ride another trough of water that goes over the freeways andbridges back to the low floors of the parking structure where theyoriginally parked in Vancouver (see T in FIG. 1), so that they can thentake an elevator to their parked cars and leave the parking structure togo back to the homes from which they had departed in the morning.

After the arriving skiffs are removed from the stream of water, thewater trough will continue down to the Willamette River, or into a pipeto the Willamette River, where the water trough will empty into theriver (G in FIG. 1).

FIG. 2 shows a more complex path for the water troughs. Instead of justone trough, there will be three or more troughs (see 1,2 and 3 in FIG.2) that will eventually go to various different locations in the city(see 1 to St. Johns, 2 to Portland, and 3 to Gresham in FIG. 2). Thewater troughs will loop around several buildings with docks. As depictedin FIG. 2, each loop around a building will have the fast water troughplus an eddy of more shallow water in the trough for the skiff to slowdown and dock. Commuters will have a choice to steer off the fast troughand go to slower water for docking. The fast trough will then continueto other buildings before the water flows down to ground or river level(see G in FIGS. 1 and 2).

FIG. 2 depicts the water trough going from the dock at one building (EEin FIG. 2) to the dock at another building (FF in FIG. 2) by steeringinto a building's eddy (see FIG. 2).

FIG. 8 shows the lever action by which a table underneath a stoppedskiff will be lifted out of the water and made motionless so thatcommuters can exit, and other commuters can embark on the skiff.

FIG. 9 shows the procedure by which the skiff raises its centerboard andbaffle and leaves the fast trough of water, and then steers into theslower water and drops the centerboard and baffle so that the frictionagainst the slow water brakes and slows the skiff.

FIG. 10 shows the water jets made by bumps on the sides and bottom ofthe troughs that eliminate friction between the sides of the skiff andthe walls of the trough in the fast part of the trough.

Each top floor will have ten embarking points for commuters to get intoone fast-water trough so that many commuters can fill any one of thetroughs with commuters. With this feature, the quickly-travelling skiffsin any trough will be no more than a meter apart and there will not bewasted space in the trough between skiffs, which will be an improvementover freeways where cars have to leave space between their car and thecar in front of them so that, if the car in front of them slows orstops, they have the time and space to safely stop; this mass transittransportation system assumes that all skiffs will be travelling thesame speed in the trough of fast-moving water, and that the skiff infront will never stop or slow until that skiff raises its baffle out ofthe fast-moving water stream and steers to the side into a slow-movinglane or an eddy.

It should be noted that this mass transportation system transportscommuters back and forth from Vancouver to Portland without using anygasoline, and without releasing carbon emissions into the air. Thepollution-free forces of gravity and flowing water are almost the onlyenergy sources for this mass transportation system. If more speed isdesired at any one section of water trough, auxiliary pumps can beprovided to make the water flow faster, but, in general the force ofgravity will be sufficient to create the desired speed of the water inthe water trough.

The thirty-story parking structures will have, in one embodiment, around shape and the cars will drive on a one-way, two-lane, circularroad (with many adjacent parking spaces) up a gradually-increasingspiral to the 29^(th) floor. Parking spaces will be on the inside of thetwo-lane road. The lane that is farthest inside can be used to slow downto approach a parking spot on the inner edge of the building, as well asto allow for cars to back out of parking spots, while the lane that isfarthest outside can be used for faster traffic to continue up theparking structure to find an open parking space. The parking structureswill have a footprint on the ground that is sufficient in size tosupport the expected number of parking spaces. If the number of parkingspaces is insufficient, a second parking structure will be built untilthe number of parking spaces is sufficient for the demand.

There will be the preferred embodiment, another one-way, two-lane,circular road that goes down from the 29^(th) floor to the street-levelfloor, with parking spaces on the inside and a road lane in which, toslow down to enter the parking spaces and to back parked cars from theparking spaces so that they can get into the fast lane and drive downthe lane to the exit, of the building.

Each of the two spiral one-way, two-lane roads will have parking spaceson the inside of the inner lane, where cars can park, and theiroccupants can walk to the elevators at the center of the building.

In addition, the area around the elevators, in the center of the parkingstructure, will be filled with bathrooms and shops such as grocerystores, restaurants, sporting good shops, banks, hospitals, emergencyroom, hardware stores, bars and taverns, etc., so that all the vendorsin downtown Vancouver can make sales to the many commuters that will beparking in the parking garage. The businesses in downtown Vancouver willhave the first opportunity to move their businesses to the parkingstructure. Also, they will experience increased business in theirdowntown location because there will be less traffic for their customersto travel downtown, and more parking for their customers when they getto the downtown businesses. Essentially, the thirty-story parkingstructure will become a vertical shopping and recreation center.

The sudden drop of the skiffs they ride the trough of mater, from the30^(th) floor of the parking structure, will also be an amusement parkride for these that want to experience thrills; however, more gradualslopes of water might be provided for those that are fearful of thesudden drop.

The envisioned water trough will be unlike present freeways becausethere will be no stopped or slow in the fast lanes—and no need to applybrakes—and no slowing for lane changes. There will be no oncomingtraffic, and no head-on collisions because all the skiffs and all thewater in any trough will be going only one way. There will be nostoplights or stop signs. The skiffs will be above bridges like theInterstate Bridge so that they will not have to stop when the bridgelifts to let ships and boats have the right of way. The speed of thetraveling skiffs could approach terminal velocity of 122 miles per hour.If skiffs are going 122 miles per hour in a clear plastic water trough,over freeways that are at a standstill, the commuters on the freewayswill see the fast-moving skiffs and become jealous. They will then wantto switch to the skiffs and get to their destination much faster thancommuting in their car or truck. At 120 MPH, a ten-mile ride will takefive minutes. At 60 MPH, a ten-mile ride will take ten minutes.

All water troughs will have a system of cameras and motion-detectorsthat will be monitored so that, if one section of a trough is suddenlybroken, the water feeding the trough can be immediately turned off sothat skiffs in the trough will come to a stop before going off the edgeof the broken section of trough. In addition, each trough will have oneor two safety nets or structures that will catch any skiffs that falloff the edge of a broken section. All water troughs and arches will alsohave beacon lights so that airplanes can avoid them.

The water troughs will be suspended from tall arch structures that willrise above bridges and freeways. Each arch structure will be anapartment house complex capable of comfortably housing low-income tohigh-income residents, and will have an appropriate utilidore to provideheat, electricity, water, sewage, garbage, and TV cables or wificonnections. Each arch will have an elevator and stairways. The archeswill be connected by handicap-accessible walkways with separate pathsfor one-way bicycle traffic.

DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF THE INVENTION

In most cities, no more lanes can be added to existing bottleneckfreeways, roads, and bridges over water. However, light-weight watertroughs can be built in the free and open space that is about twentyfeet above these bottleneck freeways and bridges. Instead of pouring thetons of concrete needed for another freeway lane that can support 50-tontrucks and cars, it will be tar less expensive to utilize the open spaceabove roads, freeways and bridges to construct a much-lighter—probablymade with a light plastic material—water slide capable of supportingpeople in light-weight skiffs or small boats on a light-weight stream offast-moving water. The existing roads, streets, freeways and bridges cancontinue to be the pathways for heavy vehicles with heavy motors,frames, tires, and trailers. Much-lighter skiffs can do the transportingof the much smaller weight of commuters and their hand-carriedbriefcases and bags. The energy-saving and pollution-decreasingadvantages of this water trough mass transportation system arise fromthe replacement of single commuters in heavy cars, burning fossil fuelsand releasing toxic exhaust, with a light-weight pollution-free skiff orsmall boat that carries that single commuter—or several more companioncommuters—without burning any fossil fuel or polluting the air withexhaust.

In contrast to other mass transit methods—such as busses or trains—therewill be no need for a skiff driver. The driverless skiffs will berestricted to the path of the trough and be continually and instantlyready to leave the parking structure because there will be a constantsupply of skiffs or small boats that will be circulating through thefast trough of water from, in one embodiment, Vancouver, Wash., toPortland, Oreg., and back to Vancouver, Wash. There will be no need fora schedule of departure times and arrival times because the skiffs orsmall boats will be constantly arriving and departing. Hence commuterswill not have to check for departure times and schedule their trips inorder to catch a certain train or bus at a certain time; the commuterswill be able to arrive at any time and quickly embark on a skiff tobegin their trip.

To get the stream of water to the top of the thirty-story parkinggarage, David Stauffer's RIVER BOTTOM SIPHON FOR HYDRO-ELECTRICGENERATION AND IRRIGATION, patent application Ser. No. 13/734,978, cansupply an almost free stream of water to the top floor, without pumping,so that a water trough for a water-slide-type public mass transportationsystem could waterfall off the top of the parking structure and supportsmall boats or skiffs that will travel down the water slide, over thetops of bridges, freeways and roads to downtown locations miles away.Inventor Stauffer's RIVER BOTTOM SIPHON will start many kilometersupstream where the water is higher than the thirty-story parking garageand flow through a pipe on the bottom of the river to the top of theparking garage. Such a transportation system could transport 5,000 to10,000 commuters each day so that there will be 4,000 to 8,000 fewercars caught in the daily bottlenecks of traffic. When there are 4,000 to8,000 fewer cars caught in the daily bottlenecks of traffic, airpollution from ear and truck exhausts will be greatly reduced and thecars and trucks that continued to use existing roads and freeways willbe going faster so that they will not be braking, and then accelerating,in stop and go traffic, or be creeping along, or sitting still intraffic—and burning gas while idling.

When there are 4,000 to 8,000 fewer cars travelling into downtown areas,there will be no need for several thousand parking spaces in thedowntown area, and commuters that do not need to park their cars indowntown areas will save the cost of parking fees, as well as the gasthat they formerly bought to power their cars and trucks when they wereusing cars and trucks to commute. They will also save money onmaintenance fees for cars and trucks that they will no longer use tocommute. Tires will last longer—as well as oil changes, transmissionrepairs, brake pads, and lube jobs.

Virtually all large cities and towns have rush-hour traffic bottlenecks.Portland, Oreg., has rush-hour traffic bottleneck both the morning andthe evening on the I-5 freeway and the I-205 freeway going betweenVancouver Wash., and Portland, Oreg.

Virtually all downtown city streets have slow-moving traffic due to thecongestion of cars and the need to have stop signs and traffic lightsthat completely stop the cars caught in the congestion. Virtually alldowntown cities, however, have downtown buildings that are three storieshigh, or taller, and there is an abundance of open space three storiesabove the city street surfaces that could be used for a system oflight-weight water troughs with docks on about the third stories ofthose high downtown buildings.

The invention claimed is:
 1. A mass transportation system of movingpeople via water slides or water troughs between two or more parkingstructures, comprising a first structure and any number of additionalparking structures, including one structure that is a high-risingparking structure of as many as thirty stories, in a suburban area andat least one other parking structure that is a high-rising parkingstructure of as many as thirty stories in a downtown area, a pluralityof water slides or water troughs connecting the first structure and theother structure; each parking structure having a primary level dock forarriving skiffs, and a secondary level dock for departing skiffs,wherein the primary level dock is lower than a secondary level dock, anda conveyor belt that will take unoccupied skiffs from the primary leveldock to the secondary level dock to enter the higher level water troughsthat commuters will use to depart off the secondary level dock andtravel down to lower levels in other buildings and parking structures,and elevators that stop on each floor and go all the way to the topfloor, and various shops, restaurants, bathrooms around all the elevatorentrances on each floor, and said dock for arriving skiffs being on aprimary level where skiffs or small boats that float in from the top ofanother parking structure will be placed on said conveyor belt andtransported to the secondary level dock of the parking structure so thatcommuters can go to the secondary level dock and embark on skiffs orsmall boats to ride down a water slide or trough that falls off thesecondary level dock of the parking structure all the way to a primarylevel dock of another parking structure, and a drain pipe to transporttrough water, that has been emptied of commuters and skiffs down to ariver for disposal.
 2. A mass transportation system of moving peoplebetween two or more parking structures, comprising skiffs or small boatscapable of holding human commuters that wish to go from one parkingstructure as claimed in claim 1, to another parking structure and whichare structured so as to be capable of slowing to a stop at docks, andhave: a. a steering system, either manually-controlled or controlled bya computer, b. seat belts for all passengers, c. sealed air pockets forflotation if the skiff should ever be submerged in water, d. air bagsfor each passenger, e. a cell phone for emergency communications, f.rounded front and beck structures to decrease the impacts of head-oncrashes and rear-end crashes, g. braking baffles on the bottom to slowthe skiffs by friction with the water below the skiffs.
 3. A masstransportation system of moving people between two or more parkingstructures, comprising water troughs, with baffles to prevent frictionbetween skiffs and the sides and bottom of the water troughs, that gobetween the parking structures, as claimed in claim 1, as well as goingto other buildings, which will be structured so as to safely andsecurely transport commuters at speeds up to 122 miles per hour from thesecondary level dock of one parking structure, around buildings to theprimary dock levels of other parking structures, and which will beconstructed at least twenty feet above present streets, roads, freewaysand bridges, and have: a. side-wall gates that will form water eddiesaround route buildings to create slow-moving water that will allow theskiff or small boats to slow to a stop and b. a curved valley structureof the water slide or water trough which is shaped so that skiffs willleave the secondary level dock and accelerate, by the force of gravity,until the skiffs reach the bottom of the water trough or water slidevalley, and then decelerate, by the force of gravity, as the skiffsarise up the other side of the water trough (or slide) valley to aslower-moving eddy structure to slow enough to dock on another building,e. pools of slow-moving water on which skiffs will float far enoughabove the stream of fast-flowing water that the fast-flowing stream willnot push them and they will drop a slowing baffle to slow down so thatthey can be lifted on a table by a lever so that the skiffs will bemotionless for commuters to embark and disembark and, when commutershave embarked, the skiff will be lowered to the pool level, and then thepulling baffle will drop into the fast-moving water of the trough, andthe skiffs will accelerate up to the speed of the fast-moving water ofthe trough and, once slowed by an eddy or the deceleration of an upwardtrough or a slow-water pool, the skiffs will be lifted out of the waterby lever-action lifers, or other mechanical lifters, underneath flattables underneath the stopped skiffs so that the skiffs will becomestable enough for commuters to step from the docks to the skiffs, orfrom the skiffs to the docks, with little motion by the skiffs or smallboats.
 4. A mss transportation system of moving people between twoparking structures of claim 3, wherein the water troughs will have twosafety nets below them to catch any skiff that falls from a watertrough, and will be suspended from tall arch structures that will riseabove bridges and freeways, and each arch will be a housing complex thatwill house low-income to high-income residents, and will have autilidore that will have structures to create and provide: a. heat, b.electricity, C. water, d. sewage removal, e. TV cables, f. wificonnections, g. an elevator, h. stairways, i. handicap-accessiblewalkways, and j. separate structures for two one-way bicycle trafficlanes.